1. The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics

2. Szerelmi vallomás

3. Terry S. Taylor – OlleyOxenFree

4. I'm An Asshole by Dennis Leary

1. The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics

 KATE     C           G             C     TREKKIE MONSTER
      The internet is really really great                 For porn 
 KATE      C                        G               C    TREKKIE
      I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait         For porn
 KATE                G                     TREKKIE
      (Huh?) There's always some new site,         For porn!
 KATE   C                        TREKKIE
      I browse all day and night         For porn!
 KATE      D                                 G
      It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
 TREKKIE
      For porn!
 TREKKIE  C    G          C     KATE
      The internet is for porn,      Trekkie!
 TREKKIE  Dm   C          G     KATE
      The internet is for porn,      What are you doing!?
 TREKKIE C              F              G         C
      Why you think the net was born?  Porn porn porn

 KATE
      Treee—kkie!
 TREKKIE
      Oh hello kate monster
 KATE
      You are ruining my song
 TREKKIE
      Oh me sorry, me no mean to
 KATE
      Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
 TREKKIE
      Me no talkie
 KATE
      Good
                                           TREKKIE
      I’m glad we have this new technology         For porn
 KATE                                   TREKKIE
      Which gives us untold opportunity         For por—oops, sorry
 KATE                            TREKKIE
      Right from you own desktop         For ---
 KATE
      You can research browse and shop
      Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
 TREKKIE
      FOR PORN!!

 KATE
      Trekkie!

 TREKKIE                        KATE
      The internet is for porn!      Nooo
 TREKKIE                        KATE
      The internet if for porn!      Trekkie
 TREKKIE
      Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

 KATE
      That’s gross you’re a pervert
 TREKKIE
      Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
 KATE
      NO really, you're a pervert
      Normal people don’t sit at home and look
      At porn on the internet
 TREKKIE
      Ohhhh?
 KATE
      What?!
 TREKKIE
      You have no idea
      Ready normal people?

 NORMAL PEOPLE
      Ready --- ready --- ready
 TREKKIE
      Let me hear it!

 TREKKIE AND GUYS               PRINCETON
      The internet is for porn!           Sorry Kate
 TREKKIE AND GUYS               PRINCETON
      The internet is for porn!           I masturbate!

 TREKKIE AND GUYS
      All these guys unzip their flies
      For porn, porn, porn!

 KATE
      The internet is not for porn!!

 TREKKIE AND GUYS
       D      G
      PORN!, PORN, P---

 KATE
      HOLD ON A SECOND!
      Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, 
      check your portfolio and trade stocks online
 ROB
      That’s correct.
 KATE
      And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
 BRIAN
      Sure!
 KATE
      And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
 GARY
      Yes I do!
 KATE
      And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
 PRINCETON
      True!
 TREKKIE
      Oh, but Kate-
      What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
 PRINCETON
      . .yeah
 KATE
      EEEWWWWW!

 TREKKIE AND GUYS               KATE
      The internet is for porn!      Gross!
 TREKKIE AND GUYS               KATE
      The internet is for porn!      I hate porn
 TREKKIE AND GUYS                     KATE
      Grab your dick and double click      I hate you men!
 TREKKIE AND GUYS
      For porn, porn, porn!
 TREKKIE AND GUYS             KATE
      porn, porn, porn, porn       I’m leaving!
 TREKKIE AND GUYS
      Porn, porn, porn, porn
      porn, porn, porn, porn
 KATE
      I hate the internet!
 TREKKIE AND GUYS
      Porn, porn, porn, porn
 KREKKIE
      The internet is for
 TREKKIE AND SOME
      The internet is for
 TREKKIE AND ALL
      The internet is for PORN!
 TREKKIE
      YEAH!

2. Szerelmi vallomás

 A5
Tegnap, mikor megismertelek,
Rögtön tudtam, jó lesz majd veled!
Dm             C
Éreztem amikor megláttalak,
Dm                  Em
Hogy sohasem rúgnám szét
        A5  A
az arcodat!

   A
A vesédet se verném le soha!
Nem hívnálak úgy, hogy büdös szuka!
   Dm              C
Én sohase tudnálak megbántani,
   Dm                  C
És nem tudnám benned a kést
       A5   A
megmártani!

   D
Az érzelem számomra fontos dolog!
F
Érzem például, ha éhes vagyok!
   G                                A
És azt, hogy nekem esténként valami jár!
  D
Szerelmem, szerelmem, kellesz nekem!
F
Nagyon vigyázz, nehogy bajod legyen!
G                                  A    F  G  F  G
Élni jó, hát jegyezd meg, hol a határ!
              A
Hogy hol a határ!

Remélem, hogy hozzám hű leszel!
És nem beszélgetsz most már senkivel!
Ha nem néz rád senki és nem tapogat,
Én sohasem harapom át
a torkodat!

Az érzelem számomra fontos dolog!
Érzem például, hogy nyűgös vagyok!
Ha valaki tapló és nem tudja mi a szabály!
A Klárit is csak azért ütöttem le,
Amikor hozzánk jött vendégségbe,
Mert túl halkan köszönt,
És bevallom, nekem ez fájt!
Nekem ez fájt!
Bevallom, nekem ez fájt!
Nekem ez fájt!

3. Terry S. Taylor – OlleyOxenFree

mmm mmm mmm mmm....
 G7           C7
Homina budda budda budda
 G7           C7
Homina budda boo
 G7           C7
Homina budda budda budda
 G7           C7
Homina budda boo

 Em                                  Am
Olley olley olley olley olley he he heeeee....
 Em                                        Am    D7
olley olley olley olley olley (oxen free) he he he

Homina boo boo boo
Ooooooooh............

4. I'm An Asshole by Dennis Leary

Folks 
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream 
About me 
About you 
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests 
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts 
Or maybe below the cockles 
Maybe in the sub-cockle area 
Maybe in the liver 
Maybe in the kidneys 
Maybe even in the colon 
We don't know 

I'm just a regular joe 
With a regular job 
I'm your average white 
Suburbanite slob 
I like football, and porno, and books about war 
I've got an average house 
With a nice hardwood floor 
My wife, and my job 
My kids, and my car 
My feet on my table 
And a Cuban cigar 
But sometimes that just ain't enough 
To keep a man like me interested 
Oh no, no way, uh uhh 
No, I gotta go out and have fun 
At someone else's expense 
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 

I drive really slow 
In the ultra-fast lane 
While people behind me are going insane 

I'm an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
I'm an asshole 
(he's an asshole, such an asshole) 

I use public toilets 
And I piss on the seat 
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?" 

I'm an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
I'm an asshole 
(he's the worlds biggest asshole) 

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces 
While handicapped people 
Make handicapped faces 

I'm an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
I'm an asshole 
(he's a real fucking asshole) 

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song 
Ranting and raving and carrying on 
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... 
... 
NAAAHHHHH! 

I'm an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
I'm an asshole 
(he's the world's biggest asshole) 

You know what I'm gonna do? 
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable 
Hot pink! 
With whale skin hub caps 
An all leather cow interior 
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights 
YEAH! 
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby 
At 115 miles per hour 
Getting one mile per gallon 
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers 
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers 
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag 
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side 
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it 
You know why? 
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why! 
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons 
Okay!? 
Russia, Germany, Romania 
They can have all the Democracy they want 
They can have a big Democracy cake walk 
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square 
And it won't make a lick of difference 
Because we got the bombs 
Okay!? 
John Wayne's not dead 
He's frozen! 
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke" 
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off 
You know why? 
Have you ever taken a cold shower? 
Well, multiply that by 15 million times 
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be 
I'm gonna get "The Duke" 
And John Cassavetes 
And Lee Marvin 
And Sam Peckinpah 
And a case of whiskey 
And drive down to Texas 
And- 
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole) 
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal? 
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole 
And it turns out it was him 
What an asshole! 

I'm an asshole 
(he's an asshole, what an asshole) 
I'm an asshole 
(he's the worlds biggest asshole) 

A - SS - HO - LE! 
Everybody!! 
A - SS - HO - LE! 

*dog barking noises* 

I'm an asshole and proud of it!